| MGA
Engineering is an international specialty
distributor of electronic components to the military,
industrial, communications, consumer, and instrumentation
industries. Established in 1996 in Clearwater,
Florida U.S.A. our founder started MGA with the
recognition that there is a better way to serve
electronic component customers. MGA’s mission
is to anticipate our customer’s needs even
before they realize they have them! MGA does this
by being aware of customer’s needs and the
quick changes in market trends and adapting accordingly.
Also we have several focus lines in which our
goal is to be world leader! MGA prides itself
on integrity, excellent customer service, product
knowledge, quality, extensive inventory, and quick
response. In addition to our multimillion-dollar
inventory, MGA has extensive contacts around the
world to source products quickly… billions
of parts available! Our customers include Boeing,
Raytheon, GE Industrial, and U.S. Army just to
name a few!
TOP TEN THINGS YOU WILL NOT HEAR AT MGA:
- YES, WE HAD 10 TRILLION OF THOSE PARTS BUT THEY SOLD YESTERDAY! I MEAN…. 5 MINUTES AGO!
- THE LEADS LOOK LIKE MISSING TEETH NO TWO LOOK ALIKE!
- SORRY WE CAN’T DO THAT PRICE WE MUST MAKE @#!%$!!! 99.9% MARK UP!!!!!
- WE SPECIALISE IN PHANTOM OR VIRTUAL STOCK!
- WE’VE FALLEN AND WE CAN’T GET UP!!!
- WE’LL GET BACK TO YA LATER …MUCH LATER!
- OH!!!…. THOSE PARTS ARE IN OUR B.F.E. WAREHOUSE!
- TRACKING NUMBER?!!! WHAT DO YOU NEED THAT FOR?!!
- NO !!!! DON’T HANG UP!!! I MUST GET MY
9 HOURS A DAY PHONE TIME IN!!! I KNOW YOU’RE
BUSY! BUT I CAN’T GO HOME UNLESS I HAVE
PHONE TIME! COME ON B.S WITH ME FOR A WHILE….
WHAT IS YOUR BIRTH DATE? YOUR KIDS? YOUR MOM?..
DAD?…… DOG? .. CAT? FINGERPRINTS?...
BIRTH WEIGHT?
- HANDLING CHARGES (TRUST ME ON THIS ONE! YOU
DON’T NEED YOUR GOODS HANDELED! AND FOR
GOD SAKES!!! YOU SHOULDN’T BE CHARGED FOR
IT!!—IN FACT YOU SHOULD BE CHARGING THEM
FOR THE PRIVILAGE!!!!!)
Seriously, if you have heard any of the above
ten things from our competitors then it’s
time to switch to MGA Engineering!!
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